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using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
namespace myapp {
    class Program {
        static void Public Main (string[] args){

            var random = new Random (); // makes random work

            var choice = random.Next (5); // randomly chooses a number between 0-3

            if (choice == 0) {
                var nouns = new List<string> {
                "person", // the quotes around the list of strings are incredibly ironic 
                "horse",
                "mum",
                "onion",
                "world",
                "crocodile",
                "hair",
                "child",
                "potato",
                "mood",
                "cigarette", // a day keeps the demons away
                "tounge",
                "computer",
                "meat",
                "grandmother",
                "gate",
                "heart",
                "dad",
                "map",
                "chicken",
                "soup",
                "wood",
                "bread",
                "sister",
                "brother",
                "girl",
                "boy",
                "garbage",
                "mood",
                "fact",
                "idea",
                "error",
                "music",
                "garbage",
                "trash",
                "failure",
                "loss",
                "child",
                "penis",
                "vagina",
                "fanny",
                "monster",
                "tool",
                "tree",
                "pencil",
                "custard",
                "quaker Oats",
                "buger king",
                "smith",
                "pepsi",
                "cretin", // a personal favourite from the list

                };

                int nounsIndex = random.Next (nouns.Count); // choosing a random noun duh
                Console.WriteLine (nouns[nounsIndex] + " " + nouns[nounsIndex]); // makes the console write the two nouns with a space 

            }

            if (choice == 1) {
                var nouns = new List<string> {
                "person",
                "horse",
                "mum",
                "onion",
                "world",
                "crocodile",
                "hair",
                "child",
                "potato",
                "mood",
                "cigarette",
                "tounge",
                "computer",
                "meat",
                "grandmother",
                "gate",
                "heart",
                "dad",
                "map",
                "chicken",
                "soup",
                "wood",
                "bread",
                "sister",
                "brother",
                "girl",
                "boy",
                "garbage",
                "mood",
                "fact",
                "idea",
                "error",
                "music",
                "garbage",
                "trash",
                "failure",
                "loss",
                "child",
                "penis",
                "vagina",
                "fanny",
                "monster",
                "tool",
                "tree",
                "pencil",
                "custard",
                "quaker Oats",
                "buger king",
                "smith",
                "pepsi",
                "cretin",

                };

                var adjectives = new List<string> {
                    "bossy",
                    "boring",
                    "angry",
                    "cruel",
                    "large",
                    "unavailable", // me emotionally
                    "unhappy",
                    "rude",
                    "basic",
                    "known",
                    "deceitful",
                    "difficult",
                    "harsh",
                    "greedy",
                    "clingy",
                    "mental",
                    "bad",
                    "stupid" // I call myself this on a daily basis
                };

                int adjectivesIndex = random.Next (adjectives.Count);
                int nounsIndex = random.Next (nouns.Count);

                Console.WriteLine (adjectives[adjectivesIndex] + " " + nouns[nounsIndex]);

            }

            if (choice == 2) {
                var adverb = new List<string> {
                "not",
                "also",
                "very",
                "often",
                "however",
                "too",
                "usually",
                "really",
                "early",
                "never",
                "likely",
                "simply",
                "generally",
                "actually"
                };

                var verb = new List<string> {
                    "smelly",
                    "slow", // I get called this alot and yes it hurts
                    "threatening",
                    "imposing",
                    "demanding",
                    "dry",
                    "unloved",
                    "unwanted",
                    "disturbing",
                    "disliked",
                    "hated"
                };

                int adverbIndex = random.Next (adverb.Count);
                int verbIndex = random.Next (verb.Count);
                Console.WriteLine (adverb[adverbIndex] + " " + verb[verbIndex]);

            }

            if (choice == 3) {
                var pronouns = new List<string> {
                "you",
                "you're",
                "you are", // for people that cant use you're correctly
                "she's",
                "he's",
                "they are"
                };

                var adjectives = new List<string> {
                    "bossy",
                    "boring",
                    "angry",
                    "cruel",
                    "large",
                    "unavailable",
                    "unhappy",
                    "rude",
                    "basic",
                    "known",
                    "deceitful",
                    "difficult",
                    "harsh",
                    "greedy",
                    "clingy",
                    "mental",
                    "bad"
                };

                int adjectivesIndex = random.Next (adjectives.Count);
                int pronounsIndex = random.Next (pronouns.Count);

                Console.WriteLine (pronouns[pronounsIndex] + " " + adjectives[adjectivesIndex]);

            }

            if (choice == 4) {
                var nouns = new List<string> {
                "person",
                "horse",
                "mum",
                "onion",
                "world",
                "crocodile",
                "hair",
                "child",
                "potato",
                "mood",
                "cigarette",
                "tounge",
                "computer",
                "meat",
                "grandmother",
                "gate",
                "heart",
                "dad",
                "map",
                "chicken",
                "soup",
                "wood",
                "bread",
                "sister",
                "brother",
                "girl",
                "boy",
                "garbage",
                "mood",
                "fact",
                "idea",
                "error",
                "music",
                "garbage",
                "trash",
                "failure",
                "loss",
                "child",
                "penis",
                "vagina",
                "fanny",
                "monster",
                "tool",
                "tree",
                "pencil",
                "custard",
                "quaker Oats",
                "buger king",
                "smith",
                "pepsi",
                "cretin",

                };

                int nounsIndex = random.Next (nouns.Count);
                Console.WriteLine ("you are a" + " " + nouns[nounsIndex]); // haha how original

            }
        }
    }

    // that was alot of waffle to output an insult

}

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using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
namespace myapp {
    class Program {
        static void Public Main (string[] args){
​
            var random = new Random (); // makes random work
​
            var choice = random.Next (5); // randomly chooses a number between 0-3
​
            if (choice == 0) {
                var nouns = new List<string> {
                "person", // the quotes around the list of strings are incredibly ironic 
                "horse",
                "mum",
                "onion",
                "world",
                "crocodile",
                "hair",
                "child",
                "potato",
                "mood",
                "cigarette", // a day keeps the demons away
                "tounge",
                "computer",
                "meat",
                "grandmother",
                "gate",
                "heart",
                "dad",
                "map",
                "chicken",
                "soup",
                "wood",
                "bread",
                "sister",
                "brother",
                "girl",
                "boy",
                "garbage",
                "mood",
                "fact",
                "idea",
                "error",
                "music",
                "garbage",
                "trash",
                "failure",
                "loss",
                "child",
                "penis",
                "vagina",
                "fanny",
                "monster",
                "tool",
                "tree",
                "pencil",
                "custard",
                "quaker Oats",
                "buger king",
                "smith",
                "pepsi",
                "cretin", // a personal favourite from the list
​
                };
​
                int nounsIndex = random.Next (nouns.Count); // choosing a random noun duh
                Console.WriteLine (nouns[nounsIndex] + " " + nouns[nounsIndex]); // makes the console write the two nouns with a space 
​
            }
​
            if (choice == 1) {
                var nouns = new List<string> {
                "person",
                "horse",
                "mum",
                "onion",
                "world",
                "crocodile",
                "hair",
                "child",
                "potato",
                "mood",
                "cigarette",
                "tounge",
                "computer",
                "meat",
                "grandmother",
                "gate",
                "heart",
                "dad",
                "map",
                "chicken",
                "soup",
                "wood",
                "bread",
                "sister",
                "brother",
                "girl",
                "boy",
                "garbage",
                "mood",
                "fact",
                "idea",
                "error",
                "music",
                "garbage",
                "trash",
                "failure",
                "loss",
                "child",
                "penis",
                "vagina",
                "fanny",
                "monster",
                "tool",
                "tree",
                "pencil",
                "custard",
                "quaker Oats",
                "buger king",
                "smith",
                "pepsi",
                "cretin",
​
                };
​
                var adjectives = new List<string> {
                    "bossy",
                    "boring",
                    "angry",
                    "cruel",
                    "large",
                    "unavailable", // me emotionally
                    "unhappy",
                    "rude",
                    "basic",
                    "known",
                    "deceitful",
                    "difficult",
                    "harsh",
                    "greedy",
                    "clingy",
                    "mental",
                    "bad",
                    "stupid" // I call myself this on a daily basis
                };
​
                int adjectivesIndex = random.Next (adjectives.Count);
                int nounsIndex = random.Next (nouns.Count);
​
                Console.WriteLine (adjectives[adjectivesIndex] + " " + nouns[nounsIndex]);
​
            }
​
            if (choice == 2) {
                var adverb = new List<string> {
                "not",
                "also",
                "very",
                "often",
                "however",
                "too",
                "usually",
                "really",
                "early",
                "never",
                "likely",
                "simply",
                "generally",
                "actually"
                };
​
                var verb = new List<string> {
                    "smelly",
                    "slow", // I get called this alot and yes it hurts
                    "threatening",
                    "imposing",
                    "demanding",
                    "dry",
                    "unloved",
                    "unwanted",
                    "disturbing",
                    "disliked",
                    "hated"
                };
​
                int adverbIndex = random.Next (adverb.Count);
                int verbIndex = random.Next (verb.Count);
                Console.WriteLine (adverb[adverbIndex] + " " + verb[verbIndex]);
​
            }
​
            if (choice == 3) {
                var pronouns = new List<string> {
                "you",
                "you're",
                "you are", // for people that cant use you're correctly
                "she's",
                "he's",
                "they are"
                };
​
                var adjectives = new List<string> {
                    "bossy",
                    "boring",
                    "angry",
                    "cruel",
                    "large",
                    "unavailable",
                    "unhappy",
                    "rude",
                    "basic",
                    "known",
                    "deceitful",
                    "difficult",
                    "harsh",
                    "greedy",
                    "clingy",
                    "mental",
                    "bad"
                };
​
                int adjectivesIndex = random.Next (adjectives.Count);
                int pronounsIndex = random.Next (pronouns.Count);
​
                Console.WriteLine (pronouns[pronounsIndex] + " " + adjectives[adjectivesIndex]);
​
            }
​
            if (choice == 4) {
                var nouns = new List<string> {
                "person",
                "horse",
                "mum",
                "onion",
                "world",
                "crocodile",
                "hair",
                "child",
                "potato",
                "mood",
                "cigarette",
                "tounge",
                "computer",
                "meat",
                "grandmother",
                "gate",
                "heart",
                "dad",
                "map",
                "chicken",
                "soup",
                "wood",
                "bread",
                "sister",
                "brother",
                "girl",
                "boy",
                "garbage",
                "mood",
                "fact",
                "idea",
                "error",
                "music",
                "garbage",
                "trash",
                "failure",
                "loss",
                "child",
                "penis",
                "vagina",
                "fanny",
                "monster",
                "tool",
                "tree",
                "pencil",
                "custard",
                "quaker Oats",
                "buger king",
                "smith",
                "pepsi",
                "cretin",
​
                };
​
                int nounsIndex = random.Next (nouns.Count);
                Console.WriteLine ("you are a" + " " + nouns[nounsIndex]); // haha how original
​
            }
        }
    }
​
    // that was alot of waffle to output an insult
​
}

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