using System;

using System.IO;

using System.Text;

using System.Linq;

using System.Collections.Generic;

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public class Program

{

    public static void Main()

    {

        // Compounds

        List<string> animals = new List<string>

        {

            "chicken", "cow", "dog", "donkey", "duck", "goat", "goose", "horse", "pig", "sheep", "turkey", "fish", "rat", "monkey"

        }

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        ;

        List<string> bodyparts = new List<string>

        {

            "face", "ass", "brain", "cunt"

        }

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        ;

        List<string> obscene = new List<string>

        {

            "shit", "cum", "piss"

        };

        // Verbs and Adjectives

        List<string> character = new List<string>

        {

            "arrogant", "obnoxious", "surly", "sarcastic", "ignorant", "guilible", "confused", "immature", "insipid", "stubborn", "spiteful", "insensitive", "prejudiced", "spoilt"

        };

        List<string> imperatives = new List<string>

        {

            "go eat", "go drink", "go lick", "go suck"

        };

        StringBuilder str = new StringBuilder();

        var rnd = new Random();

        str.Append((string)imperatives[rnd.Next(imperatives.Count)] + " " + (string)obscene[rnd.Next(obscene.Count)] + " ");

        str.Append("you " + (string)character[rnd.Next(character.Count)] + " ");

        switch (rnd.Next(3))

        {

            case 0:

                str.Append(String.Format("{0}{1}", (string)animals[rnd.Next(animals.Count)], (string)bodyparts[rnd.Next(bodyparts.Count)]));

                break;

            case 1:

                str.Append(String.Format("{0}{1}", (string)bodyparts[rnd.Next(bodyparts.Count)], (string)obscene[rnd.Next(obscene.Count)]));

                break;

            case 2:

                str.Append(String.Format("{0}{1}", (string)obscene[rnd.Next(obscene.Count)], (string)animals[rnd.Next(animals.Count)]));

                break;

            default:

                System.Console.WriteLine("Module is broken.");

                break;

        }

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        string line = str.ToString().Trim().ToUpper();

        Console.WriteLine(line[0] + line.Substring(1, line.Length - 1).ToLower() + "!");

    }

​

    private static List<string> ReadWords(string file)

    {

        try

        {

            return File.ReadAllText(file).Trim().Split(new char[]

            {

                '\n'

            }

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            ).ToList();

        }

        catch (Exception e)

        {

            Console.WriteLine("Could not read file: " + e.Message);

        }

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        return null;

    }

}