using System;

public class Program

{

    private static Random random = new Random();

    private static string template1 = "GREETING, can SUBJECT1 VERB1 SUBJECT2 your NOUN1? I want to VERB2 a NOUN2.";

    private static string[] greetings = { "Hello", "Howdy", "Hey", "Sup", "Good Day", "Uhh", "Spank ma ass"};

    private static string[] subjects = { "I", "you", "Peter", "Zenon", "Scotiabank", "Men" };

    private static string[] verbs = { "shit", "touch", "massage", "press down upon", "molest", "sensually touch", "arouse", "fancy", "pleasure" };

    private static string[] nouns = { "shorts", "hat", "toilet seat", "gas station", "couch", "paint bucket", "lobster", "graphic nude artwork" };

    private static string findAndReplace(string source, string target, string replacement)

    {

        if (target.Length > source.Length) return "";

        if (replacement.Length == 0 || target.Length == 0) return "";

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        int i;

        for (i = 0; i < source.Length - target.Length; i++)

        {

            if (source.Substring(i, target.Length).CompareTo(target) == 0)

                return source.Substring(0, i) + replacement + source.Substring(i + target.Length, source.Length - (i + target.Length));

        }

        return source;

    }

    private static string generateString()

    {

        string output = template1;

        output = findAndReplace(output, "GREETING", greetings[random.Next() % greetings.Length]);

        output = findAndReplace(output, "SUBJECT1", subjects[random.Next() % subjects.Length]);

        output = findAndReplace(output, "VERB1", verbs[random.Next() % verbs.Length]);

        output = findAndReplace(output, "SUBJECT2", subjects[random.Next() % subjects.Length]);

        output = findAndReplace(output, "NOUN1", nouns[random.Next() % nouns.Length]);

        output = findAndReplace(output, "VERB2", verbs[random.Next() % verbs.Length]);

        output = findAndReplace(output, "NOUN2", nouns[random.Next() % nouns.Length]);

        return output;

    }

    public static void Main()

    {

        Console.WriteLine(generateString());

    }

}