using System;

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namespace hydrocarbons

{

    class Program

    {

        static void Main(string[] args)

        {

            Random num = new Random();

            int indent = num.Next(0, 7);

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            string[] funny = {"I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.","A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.",

                              "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.","If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?", "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.",

                              "An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.","Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.","The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." };

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            Console.WriteLine("Would you like some advice? ");

            string answer = Console.ReadLine();

            string advice = answer.ToLower();

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            if (advice == "yes" || advice == "yea" || advice == "y" || advice == "yea" || advice == "ye")

            {

                Console.WriteLine("Dont eat yellow snow!!!");

            }

            else if (advice == "no" || advice == "exit" || advice == "n" || advice == "leave")

            {

                Console.WriteLine("{0}. Lets try again, would you like some advice not a joke. ", funny[indent]);

                Main(args);

            }

            else

            {

                Console.WriteLine("Sorry, you were asked to enter Yes or No.");

                Main(args);

            }

            Console.ReadLine();

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        }

    }

}

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