namespace Mobile.Web.Control

{

    /// <summary>

    /// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot

    /// </summary>

    /// <remarks>

    /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will 

    /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method, 

    /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.

    /// </remarks>

    public abstract class RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl : MobileBaseControl, ICompanyProfileControl

    {

        protected abstract Pager Pager { get; }

​

        public void BindCompany(int companyId) { }

​

        public RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl()

        {

            MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity();

        }

​

        private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity()

        {

            // Make sure nobody is actually using that fucking bindcompany method

            MethodInfo m = this.GetType().GetMethod("BindCompany", BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly | 

                BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic);

            if (m != null)

            {

                throw new RichardIsAFuckingIdiotException("No!! Don't use the fucking BindCompany method!!!");

            }

            // P.S. this method is a joke ... the rest of the class is fucking serious

        }

​

        /// <summary>

        /// This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything

        /// at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load

        /// the entire website during every request and have things turn themselves

        /// off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were "fuckin' 

        /// gnarly, dude."

        /// </summary>

        protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb()

        {

            return Request.QueryString["Section"] == this.MenuItemKey;

        }

​

        protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e)

        {

            if (IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb())

            {

                Page.LoadComplete += new EventHandler(Page_LoadComplete);

                Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();

            }

            base.OnLoad(e);

        }

​

        protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();

        protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();

​

        void Page_LoadComplete(object sender, EventArgs e)

        {

            BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();

        }

​

        // the rest of his reduh-ndant interface members

        public abstract string MenuItemName { get; set; }

        public abstract string MenuItemKey { get; set; }

        public abstract bool IsCapable(CapabilityCheck checker, int companyId);

        public abstract bool ShowInMenu { get; }

        public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl()

        {

            return null;

        }

    }

}